Lars: Wait what’s that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies?
YT: Zombies in the studio!
Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it
YT: It sounds like a horrorcore song
Lars: You know who we should get on this track to help us out?
YT: I’m thinking Zealous1 and Schaffer the Darklord
Lars: Heck yeah!
YT: What should we call it Lars?
Lars: I think we should call it Bruce Campbell
Schaffer:
Fresh from the cemetery, I’m a terrifying sight
With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic
I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand
Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands
Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing
Fill a water bottle, swallow all your bodily fluids
You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard
Still think you’re hardcore? Bow to your Darklord!
Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red
Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed
Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains
I annihilate you, then I violate your remains
You choked and you froze ’cause you got so scared
Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there
Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed
Bleedat! But never mind the “at,” just bleed!
YT: Zombies in the studio!
Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it
YT: It sounds like a horrorcore song
Lars: You know who we should get on this track to help us out?
YT: I’m thinking Zealous1 and Schaffer the Darklord
Lars: Heck yeah!
YT: What should we call it Lars?
Lars: I think we should call it Bruce Campbell
Schaffer:
Fresh from the cemetery, I’m a terrifying sight
With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic
I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand
Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands
Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing
Fill a water bottle, swallow all your bodily fluids
You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard
Still think you’re hardcore? Bow to your Darklord!
Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red
Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed
Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains
I annihilate you, then I violate your remains
You choked and you froze ’cause you got so scared
Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there
Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed
Bleedat! But never mind the “at,” just bleed!
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