Mr. DoucheBag Your Favorite Martian

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye)
'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months)

[Verse 2: DeeJay]
Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game

[Pre-Chorus]
Dear Mr. Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag