[Intro]
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
[Verse 1]
Don't do no good
They never be workin' when they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast (Yeah)
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes
[Chorus]
Flakes! Flakes!
[Verse 2]
They can't fix your brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well it was eaten by snakes"
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' and lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast (Yeah)
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast
[Take it away, Bob. . .]
