Come Back Down Nerf Herder

Saturday night, you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood Babe, it's just not my trip

Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' to be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the Sunset Strip

Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

You party in the clubs on your GHB
Baby, nobody ever caught herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time, makes me wanna cry

While I'm sittin' home with I Love Lucy
You're out on the town with Danny Bonaduce
Hey Ricky, aye-aye-aye-aye-aye

Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me