Monika vs. Harley Quinn Freshy Kanal (Ft. AziaCovers, Bblackroses, Evava, Illuminasium & Peachumari)

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
HARLEY QUINN
VS
MONIKA
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki]
I gotta stop you there, our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling, gullible, gaudy, Gotham, goth!
Is that a boy? No! Is that even a person?
I like to think she's a groupie for the traveling circus!
Your childish fighting ain't out-rhyming my writing
You were assigned as a sidekick, now you're a psychotic side chick
If they made comics 'bout your childhood, I'd reach for the tissues
'Cause this room would fill up with way too many issues!
You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle, you won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted crack addict Jared Leto
'Cause no matter what you offer, he won't like you in the first place
You'll never swing you bat hard enough to get to third base!

[Verse 2: Harley Quinn]
I wasn't gonna go here, but bitch you asked for it
Your man's running off with girls that are eighteen with an asterisk
Laugh about my past, soon you're in a crisis
'Cause as Doctor, I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming's waiting on the other side
But in reality it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs
I've fought with bats, cats, crocs, and my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skeddaddled by a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye's blind if you see a working dating sim
You'd die without attention and you call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to getting killed by MC's!