[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
BOWSER
VS
GANONDORF!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Ganondorf]
The best Nintendo boss since Shigeru, releasing Gan-endorphins
I’m a wild boar, while you’re wildly boring
On my day off, they bring the moon down, tremendous
On your day off, you play tennis (Serving)
I am a pure form of hatred, an evil burning
This turtle reached space but he still ain’t Maturin’
You’re an oaf, a buffoon. You’re a children’s cartoon
Intimidation goes as far as Mario Karts do
So act cute, Koopa, but I’m Ganon
You wouldn’t branch on my canon if you blast me with cannons
Jack Black ain’t half the talent as that Ocarina
I’m sipping on the Tears of the Mushroom Kingdom
Hey, look, listen, it can be hard to top a Donkey Kong
But Mario’s Missing since bottling alcohol on Game & Watch
A testy tеstudine harping on like Sheik
Shall makе like Tanookis or Deku Trees, and leaf
[Verse 2: Bowser]
You’s a damsel in distress ‘gainst the mighty King Koopa
Rain fire from the sky like a pack of Paratroopas
I’m slick as a Blooper, smart as Lex Luthor
The best kind of foe for a puny little Super
My enemy’s handy and I’m asking
Why you go and fight a small, blond Michael Jackson?
Spend less time with the Triforce of Power
And learn how to use a motherfucking shower
If my raps make you suffer, then I’m happy
You think you’ll take over my mind? That’s Cappy
Your plot stops at the planet while I shoot for the moon
And my Galaxy battalion is set to conquer you
You say you strong, but, damn, you’re trash
Ganon’s bottom tier and he still down to Smash?
You been burnt to a crisp like we cranked up the dial
On the fire in my mouth – the Breath of the Wild
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
BOWSER
VS
GANONDORF!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Ganondorf]
The best Nintendo boss since Shigeru, releasing Gan-endorphins
I’m a wild boar, while you’re wildly boring
On my day off, they bring the moon down, tremendous
On your day off, you play tennis (Serving)
I am a pure form of hatred, an evil burning
This turtle reached space but he still ain’t Maturin’
You’re an oaf, a buffoon. You’re a children’s cartoon
Intimidation goes as far as Mario Karts do
So act cute, Koopa, but I’m Ganon
You wouldn’t branch on my canon if you blast me with cannons
Jack Black ain’t half the talent as that Ocarina
I’m sipping on the Tears of the Mushroom Kingdom
Hey, look, listen, it can be hard to top a Donkey Kong
But Mario’s Missing since bottling alcohol on Game & Watch
A testy tеstudine harping on like Sheik
Shall makе like Tanookis or Deku Trees, and leaf
[Verse 2: Bowser]
You’s a damsel in distress ‘gainst the mighty King Koopa
Rain fire from the sky like a pack of Paratroopas
I’m slick as a Blooper, smart as Lex Luthor
The best kind of foe for a puny little Super
My enemy’s handy and I’m asking
Why you go and fight a small, blond Michael Jackson?
Spend less time with the Triforce of Power
And learn how to use a motherfucking shower
If my raps make you suffer, then I’m happy
You think you’ll take over my mind? That’s Cappy
Your plot stops at the planet while I shoot for the moon
And my Galaxy battalion is set to conquer you
You say you strong, but, damn, you’re trash
Ganon’s bottom tier and he still down to Smash?
You been burnt to a crisp like we cranked up the dial
On the fire in my mouth – the Breath of the Wild
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