Ms. Langtree’s Lament The Blasting Company

"A" is for the apple that he gave to me
But I found a worm inside
"B" is for beloved that I called to him
Before he left my side
And "C," see what he did, that's "D"
Did it to poor old me
How could I be such an "E"motional fool? ("F")

"G" is for the gentleman I thought he was
When he first said 'hi'
"H" "I"
"J" is for the joker that is Jimmy B
The man who made me cry (that's a "C")

And "K," well, you know it's just not okay
To kiss and then run away
Leaving alone without leaving a letter for "L"angtree
"M" is for the misery he left me in
"N"ever to return again
"O" what a poor ("P") fool I've been
"Q"ueueing in line for him
And "R," are you the one for me?
Yes, "S"ay you'll come back to me
Why are you tempted to "T"ease me?
Oh