That’s Not the Part of Him You’re Leaving Elvis Costello

[Verse 1]
I have a friend, she's just a friend
I tried to comfort and defend
I gave her what you might call advice
But nothing like that comes without a price
The rumour was a cruel surprise
And she dissolved before my eyes
I offered my hand and hers and mine entwined
I thought about back then when I wished that she had been mine

[Chorus]
There's no use in shedding any tears
He's no good to you the way he is
He's gone, beyond forgiving and believing
Half of his heart is torn like paper
It's sweet as the syrup from the maple
But that's not the part of him you're leaving

[Verse 2]
In time they're bound to wonder why
It's just a thrill you can't deny
I offered my shoulder right away
Now people will talk, about what, I can't say
And yet the whispers still persist
They're getting harder to resist
How am I supposed to stop loving you now I've begun?
I'm sorry for what I might do more than what I have done