[Verse 1]
Welcome to the new variety, sit and relax.
I'm that song and dance phenomenon, Max.
Let me sing for you, do my thing for you,
'Till they give me the axe.
Here's the song I'm doing, gonna fill you in on tax.
[Verse 2]
Tax is that familiar melody, sinful and true.
Hum it if you've earned a dollar or two.
Bucks are being spent by the government for whatever they do.
Anyone who earns a living gives more than a few.
[Verse 3]
So our schools can be their best,
So our roads will have no cracks;
Someone fix those train tracks!
I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm payin' my tax.
Oh, these are my girls. Hello, girls.
Hello, Max. Nice outfit.
[Verse 4]
There are many different ways we pay what we owe.
Ladies, if you'll form a lovely tableau.
Income, property, sales, utility.
Candy bars in my show.
Licenses for dogs and cats, and that's not all, you know.
Welcome to the new variety, sit and relax.
I'm that song and dance phenomenon, Max.
Let me sing for you, do my thing for you,
'Till they give me the axe.
Here's the song I'm doing, gonna fill you in on tax.
[Verse 2]
Tax is that familiar melody, sinful and true.
Hum it if you've earned a dollar or two.
Bucks are being spent by the government for whatever they do.
Anyone who earns a living gives more than a few.
[Verse 3]
So our schools can be their best,
So our roads will have no cracks;
Someone fix those train tracks!
I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm payin' my tax.
Oh, these are my girls. Hello, girls.
Hello, Max. Nice outfit.
[Verse 4]
There are many different ways we pay what we owe.
Ladies, if you'll form a lovely tableau.
Income, property, sales, utility.
Candy bars in my show.
Licenses for dogs and cats, and that's not all, you know.
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