​zombieland​​ Jax (USA) (Ft. HARDY)

[Intro: Jax, Jax & HARDY]
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walkin' dead, we'll run zombieland

[Verse 1: HARDY, Jax, Jax & HARDY]
When I was in the fifth grade, a kid named Walker (Yeah)
Punched me in the gut, then he shoved me in a locker
One day, I'll be wearin' me a ear-to-ear grin when he's bangin' on the door screamin', "Let me in!"
My ex best friend, let's call her Regina
Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school theater
So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer
I'ma feed her to the dead and then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause
You should have never fucked with my boy (My boy)
You should have never fucked with my girl (My girl)
You're all out of luck 'cause you're about to be so fucked at the end of the world

[Chorus: Jax & HARDY, Jax]
I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive (I know we survive)
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive
Baby, it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's (All these NPC's)
When the bots we created and the aliens invade us, it's gonna be a pretty funny scene
So bring on the earthquakes, bring on the floods
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
Darlin', we'll be just fine
With my apoca-lips on yours and your apoca-lips on mine
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan (Walmarts hit the fan)
And while everyone is walkin' dead, we'll run zombieland (Haha, cute, yeah)