Undeniable Chris Webby

[Intro]

Yeah, Webby

It's undeniable

Mic check, 1, 2

We rolling, yeah

[Verse 1]

I like them short and stocky

About yea high, and sorta sloppy

On my Tempur-Pedic fold em up like origami

I am Mr. Hankey recording up in a porta-potty

Cause I am the shit

You're the sheep

I'm the border collie

I'm like Thor the Nordic God up in a mortal's body

Take my auto-bot to the auto-body who's calling shotty?

Just cause I'm white they think I'm trying out for golf or hockey

Or know how to ollie

And where to score some molly

When I'm on Spotify it's Coldplay constantly

Like, the whole discography

I sing along when no one's watching me

And have a vegan garden on my property

Use grammar extra properly

And wave super hard when you saying hi to me

Honestly some of you probably think that shit

But I let em speculate while I just bring that sick twisted misfit wit, with a ring that fits

Gladiator when I step into a ring that's it