[Intro]
Yeah, Webby
It's undeniable
Mic check, 1, 2
We rolling, yeah
[Verse 1]
I like them short and stocky
About yea high, and sorta sloppy
On my Tempur-Pedic fold em up like origami
I am Mr. Hankey recording up in a porta-potty
Cause I am the shit
You're the sheep
I'm the border collie
I'm like Thor the Nordic God up in a mortal's body
Take my auto-bot to the auto-body who's calling shotty?
Just cause I'm white they think I'm trying out for golf or hockey
Or know how to ollie
And where to score some molly
When I'm on Spotify it's Coldplay constantly
Like, the whole discography
I sing along when no one's watching me
And have a vegan garden on my property
Use grammar extra properly
And wave super hard when you saying hi to me
Honestly some of you probably think that shit
But I let em speculate while I just bring that sick twisted misfit wit, with a ring that fits
Gladiator when I step into a ring that's it
