[MR. GARRISON]
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Put down that book the Quran
And hear some holiday wishes!
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season
In India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Put down that book the Quran
And hear some holiday wishes!
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season
In India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
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