Fire Hydrant Busdriver (Ft. Das Racist)

{Intro, Busdriver}
Oh, shoot, it's Busdriver and Das Racist
Shoot, it's the 'driver and Das Racist (x2)

{Hook, Busdriver}
I’m the big dog, you the firehydrant
I’m the big dog, you the firehydrant
I’m the big dog, you the firehydrant
[I keep a lot of iron in my diet…](pending)

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Yeah, critics suduck didick
Li'l midgets, look at my middle digit
Y'all act like Chronicles of Riddick
Pop you in the eye, I don't even need spinach
Shit is the thickest, nothin' really to get mad at, forget it
[?]
Don't sweat it, chickenheads print it
I know everything they fin'na say before they said it
Mr. Smartypants, Franz Fer-die-nand
Li'l Gudda, this little dance is ours, man
Wrong man, right man, white man, black man
Stack man, running man, running man
Running on the track, man
Just tryna eat like Pac-Man
Put me in the movie or act like Hugh Jackman
Gonna make a funny like my name was Jack Black, man
But I'm really gunning for ya money like the tax man
Throw your Tascams in the trash cans
You said before you didn't hear so it's new to you
The rest is only sorta hot, like 4 o'clock
I'm on the two, or even three
Using you...to me it's sorta ???? but don't need to be (Okay)
Now, um, what kinda question will you ask me? Be like Eminem and have back acne, rockin' black khakis and a hat to the back rappin' all the words to the track packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' actually
(Uhh!) and it's like me!