100% Endurance Yard Act

[Verse 1]
I was woken by a bang
And I could already taste the pain
The sudden fear that grips and shapes you
When you face the truth

Whose sofa was this?
Where were my shoes?
What did we do last night?
I don't remember leaving Nathan's house

Ah yeah, how could I forget
Why my pants were soaking wet
When we'd been pissing ourselves laughing at the news
Did you see it too? It was incredible
They played it on a loop, we couldn't believe it

Basically, thеy'd discovered, that therе were others just like us
Other beings, other creatures, other planets with other species
Who had other gods that they believed in
And they interviewed all of them and everyone of them
Not one could give any hint of a clue what they were doing here either

[Chorus]
It's all so pointless
It is and that's beautiful, l find it humbling, sincerely
And when you're gone
It brings me peace of mind to know that this will all just carry on
With someone else (Someone else)
With something new (Something new)
No need to be blue