Feed the Beast The Lonely Island

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
My car, my house, my kid, my spouse
My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast
My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God"
My tris, my calves, my thighs
The hits, the tags, the sex, the crabs
The road, the bus, my tiny little nuts
Your finger, my butt, you know what's up
The bumps, the slumps, the motherfucking umps
The fans, the heckles, the girls with the freckles
They're trying to distract me from trying to be special
These pompous fucking pitchers trying to strike your man out
And these scummy bloodsuckers looking for a handout (Out)

[Verse 2: Akiva Schaffer & Andy Samberg]
The stress, the press, the beautiful mess
The razors I use to shave my chest
The bills, the pills, the views from the hills
My streaks, my ruts, my tiny little nuts
My mom, my burden, I'm not a virgin
The aches, the pain, the heat, the rain
The lies, the secrets, José, I'll keep it
And Mark, I'll keep it, we'll keep our secret (Our secret)

[Chorus]
Feed the beast
Feed the beast
Feed the beast