I Talk to Jesus Jon Bon Jovi

It's like trying to light a match in the rain
Trying to find a way to explain
I came to meet the face that graced my cable TV
I'm his biggest fan, like this, him and me

Has he gone out? Is he in a meeting?
I know that you can't tell me for security reasons
But, Mister, tell me are you one of the Saints?
Hey, maybe I could take a number and wait

I talk to Jesus
You don't believe me
I talk to Jesus
I know he hears me
And I talk, talk, talk
I talk to Jesus

See, I've got a picture of us here in my wallet
I'd really like to show you
Oh, I must've forgot it
But I've got this bracelet, I've got this ID
That the people down at county gave me

I know you think I'm special, hear it all the time
You don't have to V.I.P. me, I'm a regular guy
I'd really like to sit and talk sometimes
But I'm taping Sally Jesse at five