[Mike Parker]
We all saw pride and thought what great production to shoot the video in slow motion
Whoops realized our mistake after you needed physio cause that was actually top speed you'd been approaching
Wordz must have misheard you when you were in front telling him you were a fuckin heavyweight
He whispered hurry up but then clicked and went oh shit he was actually just telling me he was fucking heavy wait
Title Shot? Nah this is just another chill day smoking the Greene / green
Cause I'm leaving you with nothing but expired hits choking on screen
So before you mount that high horse about being top tier
Let me count out why you're not you obviously forgot how you got here
Everybody knows it doesn't take much for a body to get rid of potassium
But even he wasn't left salty enough to stop you flaming when you tried to go gassin' him
Round two had you skating on thin ice but you survived a fall from grace
So when Nick tripped you slid up the rear to come first like Bradbury winning that Salt Lake fallen race
Kelvin hit his limit after you blew him away in a minute like nasty sluts giving a BJ
But when you only get scratched by Krafty Cuts does a win even count after you've beaten a DJ
What the fuck is an outdated Funkatron hitting targets and answering calls for the Flunkathon?
He couldn't even step to them halfway lines after receiving my call that cut him off shorter than Muggsy Bogues at a Dunkathon
Then NAC turned his back like you two were doing the do-si-do so with that no show out came the braggadocio
And again Hyde slipped through the crack with the weak hitting lines like the cut bag of coke he blows
So play by play I'm callin' those now everyone knows your title run was a little too on the nose
I'd love to say you ballin' but you chose to fake shots cause all you do is dribble when it's time to go against the pro's
So you really never won the throne room you were just handed the key with five free throws
And I haven't even been talking cheap shots yet cause God's the one giving out those
I mean does life still stink when you can't use your nose? He took away your sense just to add insult to injury
But it does show how this battle will go because I'm the only one who can actually smell victory
Then he's got you spitting about how the doctor gave you those pills to make sure your hormones right
Well I know how the doctor gave you those pills to make sure your whore moans right
But to your disbelief God had one final punch to the gut
He left you like a squirrel with no teeth unable to bust a nut
So in your fantasy when you prayed to bring a family up he said I know you ain't manly but
In this game of life when the fucking strings broken your only choice is to catch your balls in a cup
We all saw pride and thought what great production to shoot the video in slow motion
Whoops realized our mistake after you needed physio cause that was actually top speed you'd been approaching
Wordz must have misheard you when you were in front telling him you were a fuckin heavyweight
He whispered hurry up but then clicked and went oh shit he was actually just telling me he was fucking heavy wait
Title Shot? Nah this is just another chill day smoking the Greene / green
Cause I'm leaving you with nothing but expired hits choking on screen
So before you mount that high horse about being top tier
Let me count out why you're not you obviously forgot how you got here
Everybody knows it doesn't take much for a body to get rid of potassium
But even he wasn't left salty enough to stop you flaming when you tried to go gassin' him
Round two had you skating on thin ice but you survived a fall from grace
So when Nick tripped you slid up the rear to come first like Bradbury winning that Salt Lake fallen race
Kelvin hit his limit after you blew him away in a minute like nasty sluts giving a BJ
But when you only get scratched by Krafty Cuts does a win even count after you've beaten a DJ
What the fuck is an outdated Funkatron hitting targets and answering calls for the Flunkathon?
He couldn't even step to them halfway lines after receiving my call that cut him off shorter than Muggsy Bogues at a Dunkathon
Then NAC turned his back like you two were doing the do-si-do so with that no show out came the braggadocio
And again Hyde slipped through the crack with the weak hitting lines like the cut bag of coke he blows
So play by play I'm callin' those now everyone knows your title run was a little too on the nose
I'd love to say you ballin' but you chose to fake shots cause all you do is dribble when it's time to go against the pro's
So you really never won the throne room you were just handed the key with five free throws
And I haven't even been talking cheap shots yet cause God's the one giving out those
I mean does life still stink when you can't use your nose? He took away your sense just to add insult to injury
But it does show how this battle will go because I'm the only one who can actually smell victory
Then he's got you spitting about how the doctor gave you those pills to make sure your hormones right
Well I know how the doctor gave you those pills to make sure your whore moans right
But to your disbelief God had one final punch to the gut
He left you like a squirrel with no teeth unable to bust a nut
So in your fantasy when you prayed to bring a family up he said I know you ain't manly but
In this game of life when the fucking strings broken your only choice is to catch your balls in a cup
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