BALLS ORIGINAL THE iPiss CYPHER BALLS OFFICIAL MUSIC GROUP (Ft. Aaron Kusnier, ​abstrekt, ASCII, Copmurderer, Cringeguava, ​funeral, Gayrat, ​kmoe, Mewatonin, ​oddyssi, ​savepoint, ​sofa doggy & Undertalefan1994)

[Verse 1: cringeguava]
Pussy talented, it do shartwheels
Pussy talented, it do algebra
A squared plus B squared equals this dick
My fourth grade teacher was kinda thick
Just got an email with a picture of a weenie
Make that nut disappear, feel like I'm Houdini
Stretch your holes like that NSFW art of Linguini
Dick built like [?], look like a zucchini
Feel like a Jawa the way I hit this [?]
I'm putting tinfoil in the fucking microwave
Turning my kitchen into a festival rave
Don't gotta buy Christmas lights, that's how I save
Told my mom don't catch me misbehaving
She gon' take away my chicky nuggies
She gon' take away my maccy cheesy
No, fuck, bitch, not the choccy milk
I'm soaking my appy slices in lean
I don't wash my dick, my foreskin ain't clean
I got all these crabs, I feel like Eugene
Preheat and gobble that vagina like a lean cuisine
She say that I'm stupid, she correct
My peepee is flaccid, it is not erect
You do not have any bands, I double checked
Beat up a four year old, call that child neglect
I'm gonna shove your fucking head into the [?] electric meat grinder, home sausage maker, meats mincer, food grinding, mincing cutter machine for household kitchen tools
Dropped outta school
But I'm feeling like the principal the way I make the rules
Call me sofadoggy the way I fucking suck at pool
Apple iMessage Gang
Steve Jobs
IPad
IPay, I poo, I pissed all over the fucking floor