Mean Old Man Kris Kristofferson

If I looked like a mean old man
That's what I am
If I looked like a mean old man
That's what I am
If I looked like a mean old man
Who'll do you anyway you can
To break your heart and kiss your hand
That's what I am

If I look like a good ole friend
That's what I am
If I look like a good ole friend
That's what I am
If I look like a good ole friend
Who's good at bending with the wind
To be your friend right to the end
That's what I am

And if I look like a voodoo doll
That's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll
That's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll
Who takes his lickings standing tall
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
That's what I am