I’m not awake CollegeHumor

[Verse 1:]
I'm not awake, I'm not awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
Now I'm in the park with my cousin Mark
And he's fighting with Rambo
I'm not awake
And my dad is here
But he is Richard Gere and he´s a Cavalier
I'm not awake
He isn't worried about that volcano

[Pre-Chorus 1:]
Must've been the beer or a Chinese food
But this dream is weird
I'm totally nude
Now I'm at work
Work is on a stage
A stage in my high school and I'm totally late

[Chorus 1:]
Falling from my gums
Scared but I can't run
So many metaphors
So many stairs and doors

[Verse 2:]
I'm not awake
And I can clearly see my boyfriend cheat on me with Mitt Romney
It's just a dream but I'll still be pissed at him tomorrow
I'm not awake
My dead parakeet Has come to me to hеlp me grieve
'Don't bе afraid', He says to me in Spanish