The Critic Toby Keith

[Intro]
Tell it like it is

[Verse 1]
He gets up real early on his morning drive
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic
Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business

[Verse 2]
He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time
He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme
He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar
He just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic
I work for the Gazette man I got a real job

[Verse 3]
He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard
He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise
His boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even reading your page

[Break]
Yeah