[Verse 1]
Man
I thought I found this cutie
Wanted to make her my hoe
Getting frisky and pull down her pants
But why she got a penis though?
I just want some pussy like what am I doing wrong?
Can’t there be holes to stick it in and not a fucking dong?
Every day is feeling like a repeat of the last
Like why there ain't no coochie like is that so much to ask?
Getting so much dick like my friends think I'm gay
But i just got the worst luck i swear to god I'm straight
[Verse 2]
Finally got some thicc ass shawty giving me head
Only after cumming I found out that bitch name was Fred
He ask me why it matter I toss him out of my bed
If only Fred had tiddies and a pussy instead
Watching out for traps I always gotta stay alert
Making sure they ain’t a dude that’s wearing a skirt
Each time I find out they a dude my weak heart gets hurt
Like bro where is the pussy I just wanna insert
Watch out who you sleep with cuz they ain’t who they seem
The results ain’t ever the same as the thing I foreseen
Everyone I meet has got the XY in their bloodstream
At this point finding a girl just seems like a vivid daydream
It's like
Man
I thought I found this cutie
Wanted to make her my hoe
Getting frisky and pull down her pants
But why she got a penis though?
I just want some pussy like what am I doing wrong?
Can’t there be holes to stick it in and not a fucking dong?
Every day is feeling like a repeat of the last
Like why there ain't no coochie like is that so much to ask?
Getting so much dick like my friends think I'm gay
But i just got the worst luck i swear to god I'm straight
[Verse 2]
Finally got some thicc ass shawty giving me head
Only after cumming I found out that bitch name was Fred
He ask me why it matter I toss him out of my bed
If only Fred had tiddies and a pussy instead
Watching out for traps I always gotta stay alert
Making sure they ain’t a dude that’s wearing a skirt
Each time I find out they a dude my weak heart gets hurt
Like bro where is the pussy I just wanna insert
Watch out who you sleep with cuz they ain’t who they seem
The results ain’t ever the same as the thing I foreseen
Everyone I meet has got the XY in their bloodstream
At this point finding a girl just seems like a vivid daydream
It's like
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