Labido Delusional Thomas

[Intro]
This man TreeJay on the boards
Yeah, Delusional Thomas, yeah

[Verse 1]
I'm a motherfuckin' god, I swear
Everybody gonna die soon, I'll meet you guys there
Somewhere in the afterlife imagined by the livin'
All my brothers sinnin', I just pray they all forgiven
But as for me, I'll take my consequence in stride
I got way too much pride to be along just for the ride
I'm way too high to go to Hell, I'll be somewhere in between her
Look beyond horizons where the grass is always greener, uh
Get lunch at the strip club
Bitch complainin', always sayin' I don't tip enough
I already blew my son's college fund down at the casino
Bettin' on Pitino's boys, I lost by a free throw
Hella weed smoke, me and my amigos
Stackin' C-notes, prayin' like Tim Tebow
I'm a has-been, word to Uncle Rico
Keep on smashin' these freak hoes, high off libido

[Verse 2]
I couldn't kill myself if I tried
Suicide doors on my ride, comin' down the 105 backwards
Wonder if Heaven got a password
Playin' Sega Saturn, I ball like Jamal Mashburn
Mm, still be fastin' on the holidays
Nut inside a bitch's mouth, tell her that it's hollandaise
Sauce, Star of David and a cross
Garage door closed, tryna inhale exhaust
Exhausted, better call the cops quick
'Cause I'm by myself, goin' crazy in a moshpit
Left hook, right hook, uppercut
God and the Devil playin' double-dutch