Lazy Town FanFiction - By WorldCorp Gullit Worldcorp Enterprises

This is my story of my time in lazy town. lets say my name is roger just for sake of my identity. so me and my family we on vacation and we stopped for game in a place called lazy town. as we started to enter a police man stopped us and told us we had to pay a toll, so as my dad went to reach for his wallet the police man with the strange mustache completley unloaded the mag of a mg42 into my dads chest. he was so riddled with bullets that he look like a fillet fish. next was my mom as she screamed in horror he pulled put a hatched and cut off her arms and legs then sowed them on the opisite places. as she tried to run with here hands she was grabbed and had a grenade shoved down here throught then she xplodid. next was my sister who escaped but i found out later she was lynched by the sjws from tumblr. so the police man told me as he rubbed my shoulder "you will be rotten when im done with you the police man had taken me to his airship and showed me around. then he pointed me to the dining room where a skinny man with elvis like hair was naked chained to a metal post. the police man revealed himself to be sporticus he said "that is what it looks like when you go rotten" i replyed "how do you go rotten" he said no words but only pulled down his pants and saudimiced me with his 17 inch peepee. i woke up in a pool of vanila ice cream the next mornig it smelt funny though so i tryed to get up but then i realised that i had be chained up just like the other man my butt hurt so i looked under me and i was bleeding... what could it be... "so i see its your first time, my name is rotten robberto carlos and i have been sporticus's plaything for about 47 years. its good to have somone to talk to it has been about 4 months now and i have gotten used to my everyday play time. my 45mm buthole is now about 40cm. but as we worked out on the sky deck working on the crops but roberto found a 50.cal handgun in the dirt... "WHAT ARE U HOLDING" roberto was a quick responder so he pointed and pulled the triggerd he had blown part of sporticus's head of he looked like a apple with a chunck bitten out. but we decided to gey revenge. we had taken all of the guns out of the airship and landed down to the town we saw all of the people run to the mayors office we ran in there and cornerd them we shot out the mayors knee caps and them we forced him to choose a citizen on by one and sautimize them to dead with a chainsaw. after that we took him cut of his legs and draged him to a stream light we blew off both of his arms with a triple barrel shotgun then cut his face up with box cutters and hung him from a street light. then me and roberto carlos shot ourselve simotaniously finally the sweet release of death. the darkness. the non existance. oh shit im alive agian i was in the hospital and had a servere gunshot would in the side of my head. that is the end of my story