Feel Good Smell Good Woman Blues (live) Shakey Graves

[Verse 1]
Well, hey, tollbooth lady
Get in my truck
I got scotch in the coffin
You seem like good luck
Yeah please blow on my dice
Oh give them a roll
Yeah show me your turnpike
And I'll pay the toll

[Chorus:]
I want a feel good, smell good woman
I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap
Yeah I want a glass of fine whiskey
And a gun on her hip
How I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap

[Verse 2]
Well, nine miles to go
Through the land of fine cattle
I've been saving them up for God-knows-how-long
Gonna find myself some curvy ol' lady
Who loves country music and won't do me wrong

[Chorus:]
Cause I'm looking for a
Smell good, feel good woman
Oh, I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap
Yeah a glass of fine whiskey
And a gun on her hip
How I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap