Crutches Zager and Evans

See the man in the tattoo shop, he's gonna buy himself a naked lady today
He's gonna put her on his left bicep and when he flexes his gun, they sways
Take her out in the sunlight, so everybody can see
If it makes him feel more like a man, I guess it's alright with me

Crutches, for the mind (Ah)
You've got yours, and I've got mine

(Crutches, crutches)

See the man in the hot car, he just bought it yesterday
He didn't drive it around day and night, just waiting for someone to say
"Hey man in the hot car, you really must be a groove
Take away your hot car, you got nothing but your low IQ"

Crutches, for the mind (Ah)
You've got yours, and I've got mine

(Crutches, crutches)

See the man with the family, he goes to work everyday
He saves stamps and coupon books, and he shops where the sign says "Save"
He belongs to the Jasey's, sells snow-cones at the fair
He wears a sign that says "Hi, I'm Mark, I ain't going nowhere"

Crutches, for the mind (Ah)
You've got yours, and I've got mine