Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VERSUS!
DONALD...

[Donald Trump]
It’s the DJT gettin’ it on
The teflon Don on the White House lawn
Against wimps like you, I’ll win a third term
Your campaign’s like your family: crash and burn
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? That’s a riot
Why don’t you step behind the gym, I’ll be standing by
We’ll see how tough you are against the 45 (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through your whole party
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and bone on Melania (Ugh!)
I’m gonna smash you, Joe, like China
I’ve got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I’m not a little girl’s shoulders, so you can’t touch this, MC Stammer
You’re a disaster inciting hysteria
You say I’m selling hate in America, you’re selling hatin’ America
Like with Hillary, the people aren’t swayed
You’re just Barack’s shadow, and I don’t really like the shade