If Paul Heaton

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
If God comes down
Which he won't
Half the do-gooders
Will find they don't

If Jesus Christ's alive
Which he's not
He'd get rid of every follower
That he's got

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Don't do what you can
Just say that you would
As long as it
Makes you feel so good

Cleverly alter thou
Shalt into should
As long as it
Makes you feel good

[Chorus]
Eden is blooming
Whilst poorest crops wilt
Does it wrack you with guilt?
Does it wrack you with guilt?