Frodo Baggins vs. Ancient Egyptians Freshy Kanal (Ft. Bblackroses, Freeced, LittleFlecks, Mix Williams, Psytube, Snakebite126 & UBERocity)

Part I

[Narrator]
A long time ago, Frodo Baggins slowly trotted across the Sahara as the sand wove its glistening waves over the barren landscape. He'd intended to rid himself of the one ring by hurling it inside the volcano, but on the way, a thought had struck his mind: the Egyptians had invented the ring, so he believed. And so he devised a plan: he would bargain the ring back to where it originally, originally came from, in hopes that someone would dare to carry his burden. He first came across King Ramses II, who didn't seem too pleased about Frodo's presence...

[Intro: King Ramses II & Frodo Baggins]
Who dares look upon King Ramses during his daily rapping study?
Oh I just wanted to inquire about, uh-
SHUT THE FUCK UP, you peasant!
Beat me in a rap battle first and only if you win, I may hear you out, should you be worth my time...

[Verse 1: King Ramses II]
Nobody as great came before me (Glory!)
But I should call you Ra because you bore me (Snoring!)
Like my farmers, you'll be begging me for more beef (Corny!)
Take my chariot warriors and crush your hairy ass horse feet
You trample in my temple, to my land my reign is central
You got three dwarves, a grandpa, and you act like the Avengers Assembled
I'll make your throat burn like a roasted Adam's apple
I expand land on my camels, you fall off the fucking saddle
Yes, I battled in Kadesh, and now I'll kill you in your cottage
Then I'll take your little hobbits and I'll send them to the prophets
You better know where your God is before my plagues hit your poor lord
I leave more doors crossed while you're crossing into Mordor

[Verse 2: Frodo Baggins & King Ramses II]
Excuse me, your rhythm is so damn off
You're late on this track, call you Gandalf
Man, let's be real, all your people are hungry
I got the fam in the back, you got a famine in your country
It's Frodo going solo on this bozo, you got no hope
Don't go toe-to-hairy-toe with this smoke-toting GOAT, though
I'll call you your farmers, cuz you got no hoes
No joke, I'm the pro when I roast foes
I got the know to grow flows, and I'm smoking you loads
Like when Moses hit you with a 360 no-scope
Your corpse is looking bare, I have something to improve it
You'd like it Ramses, its got a nice ring to it
It can take any foe you request out of your way
I don't want your silly ring!
Okay...