Pasties and a G-String Tom Waits

Smellin like a brewery
Lookin like a tramp
Ain't got a quarter
Got a postage stamp
And a five o'clock shadow boxing
All around the town
Talking with the old men
Sleeping on the ground

Bazanti bootin
Al zootin al hoot
And Al Cohn
Sharin this apartment
With a telephone pole
And it's a fish net stockings
Spike heel shoes
Strip tease, prick tease
Car kease blues
And the porno floor show
Live nude girls
Dreamy and creamy
And the brunette curls
Chesty Morgan, and a
Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off
All your clothes
With the trench coats
Magazines bottle full a rum
She's so good, it make
A dead man cum, with
Pasties and a g-string
Beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
And a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and cherry
And twinky and pinky
And Fefe live from Gay Paree
Fanfares rim shots
Backstage who cares
All this hot burlesque for me