Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack Epic Rap Battle Parodies (Ft. AdamUBER, B-Lo Lorbes, Cam Steady, Darklink4749, DH Films, Frenzy (Rap), Froggy, HarryPotter2875, Kevin Krust, KyenzaCartoons, LittleFlecks, Mat4yo, Matthew Picciotto, MC Gaming FTW, Miss4yo, Mr. Glitchez, Mr. Jay (RB), Nico Raimont, Provost, RLYoshi, Stevie Smith (Rap)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EYELESS JACK
VS
LAUGHING JACK
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Eyeless Jack]
It's Eyeless Jack here, and I’m back for revenge
I'll murder all these verses like I did to all my friends
I’ll blister this mister jester, you’re nothing but a cloud wisp
I couldn’t stand to see your story, and I’m absolutely Eyeless
Now I'll wear my mask again like it was a masquerade
Better quit your laughing, cause I'm about to jack your fame
My flows are darker than the void in my heart and eyes
Even with your clown cousin, Ronald, victory would still be mine

[Verse 2: Laughing Jack]
All around the mulberry bush, the clown chased the blind man
With a weird eating disorder, dude, stop eating those hands
I'm going ham, squeezing your ass until Pop Goes the Weasel
I'll maniacally take you down, eyeless man, I'm pure evil
I bring pain, you'll go insane just like my playmate Isaac
Before you get kicked, smacked with a brick, and a mouthful of ticks
You see how dope I'm flowing? Oops, I guess not
I'll break to your home, trash your rooms, and leave a dead dog