Literal Skyrim Trailer Tobuscus

Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds
The first TIE Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war
(Slow dramatic zoom)
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! That's a cliff

Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire
Dude, turn around or you'll die
Shaky rocky formation
Pan down, then it opens its eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snow's gotta be cold
OR NOT!
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving
He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight
VOICE ATTACK!

But his voice went too far right
It went to a mountain town, and a forest
Stop for the night
In the morning, pass the windmill
To a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream
There's a giant. Follow him, then him
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next
Battle axe, help him floss
Shoot a frostbolt at a wall, spin attack
(FAIL!)
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands
(Get stabbed!)
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out