You’ve Never Had it So Good Andrew Lloyd Webber

(The drawing room of the flat in Hyde Park Square belonging to "HOD" DIBBEN and MARIELLA NOVOTNY: it's the delicate hiatus between the end of dinner and the start of the evening's orgy. Among the guests, many of whom are in various states of undress, are WARD, CHRISTINE and MANDY, as well as BILL ASTOR. MARIELLA NOVOTNY, a twenty-year-old buxom blonde, is wearing a black corset with breasts exposed, a garter-belt and black stockings; her husband HOD - a grizzled fifty-five-year-old antique dealer and nightclub owner with sideburns and a leather suit - watches her fondly as she makes the rounds. Coffee is being served from a silver tray by a man, who is naked except for a small, frilly apron, a bow tie and a black mask covering his face and tied at the back.)

[ALL]
Ten years back
Life was grim
Men were dull
Girls were prim
Fogs were thick
Food was bland
Sex was all
In the hand

Our idea
Of obscene:
Early night
Ovaltine
That's all gone
As you see
We're all rich
Love is free

You've never had it so good
You've never had it so often
Go and do what you never could
A brand new brother and sisterhood
You've never had it so good