Drink Professionally Slightly Stoopid

Behave, or wind up down in them graves
Another one they won't save
Another one of them sad, sad stories
Won't someone please help us here?
I hear it's getting worse every year, it's one solution
And beer
You don't mix beer and vodka, lightly
We mix professionally
Said, we mix professionally
Beer, Jäger, vodka and weed
We don't want to be fighting, we'll see
Green is the one that we need

Just pray, pray the Lord every day
Give thanks and praise right away
When times is hard and I feel like dying
There is just one remedy
I need two and one-half pounds of weed
No sticks, no stems and no seeds
That's the type of herb that's worth buying
The best herb, is herbs that is free
So free, free up ganja and weed, then legalize the sensi
Only prescription we'll be trying
Smokin' on strictly sensi