[Chorus]
Plush pig, plush plush piggy
Plush piggy-pig, plush plush piggy-piggy
Quiet. Listen. Hush. Dig
Shush....
Plush pig
[Verse 1]
As a kid I had a plush pigger
I was little then, now I'm much bigger
I'm a grown-up. Not a mere boy
And guys, my pig was a really weird toy
This is ludicrous
But that plush pig had a uterus!
Her stomach had a zipper
And you could unzip it
And pull out three little piglets
Their mouths were metal snap fasteners
And the mother had snaps attached to her
And the little pigs had to nurse
So you could take a piglet triplet
And clip it to a niplet
And yeah sure thing
It taught me about birthing and nursing
But it's disturbing in hindsight
'Cause you get how you played with the swine, right?
Plush pig, plush plush piggy
Plush piggy-pig, plush plush piggy-piggy
Quiet. Listen. Hush. Dig
Shush....
Plush pig
[Verse 1]
As a kid I had a plush pigger
I was little then, now I'm much bigger
I'm a grown-up. Not a mere boy
And guys, my pig was a really weird toy
This is ludicrous
But that plush pig had a uterus!
Her stomach had a zipper
And you could unzip it
And pull out three little piglets
Their mouths were metal snap fasteners
And the mother had snaps attached to her
And the little pigs had to nurse
So you could take a piglet triplet
And clip it to a niplet
And yeah sure thing
It taught me about birthing and nursing
But it's disturbing in hindsight
'Cause you get how you played with the swine, right?
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