Hold Up Chamillionaire

[Verse 1]
Self-employed so I’m paying me
Stayin’ trill ’cause it pay to be
Won’t lie I parked handicapped
And then get a ticket and pay the fee
Ridin’ 84 or the 83
Ain’t ridin’ them then they ain’t wit me
How y’all pay to get in the club
And then hate on the person y’all pay to see
Now we got my block live again
Look at these whips we’re riding in
Making balling look easy baby
We don’t practice like Iverson
Sliding in on them super pokes
When I’m getting close
Just guard your face
All the sinners start calling God
All the rappers start calling Mase
Drop sounding like an earthquake
Trunk bound to make the earth shake
Every day is a movie for me
Like the destination on the first date
Telling me it’s her birthday
New shoes and her purse suede
You should go and preach to the choir
I ain’t the one that you can persuade
She ain’t worthy of a hotel
I wouldn’t even get a motel
Mess around and take your girl from you
Then sell her to ya for the whole sell (Oh well)
Have her back
Won't love her but I love the stacks
So I’m pulling up in that you know what
And they looking at me like "what is that?"