Channel 01 Clown Teddy Hyde

[Scene]
A: Babe, get in here, it’s starting!
B: I know, I’m getting your drink that you asked for!
A: Well I could do without the attitude…
B: Oh, could you?
A: What do you mean, could I? Of course I could––

[Verse]

I snuck a peak and found no one that’s not me
So I juggled my feet across town decked in motley
Seeking applause to seem oddly godly
Channel one! We want you to watch me

Attention expected wherever I walk in
Absently serving my talking
But at least you’ll catch that I matched my shirt and my socks when
Only my face can fit in my coffin

[Chorus]

Laughter, applause, and abrasive bells!
Covered in glue, so I’ll stick!
Everything’s huge, everything’s huge but my–– car!