Those Little Things Rodney Carrington

When im sittin on a toilet
In a house that i dont know
Lookin all around me were'd the toilet paper go
Feelin real uneasy
Feelin real uncertain
Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower cutain

Its those little things
Those itty bitty things
Its those little things like that that piss me off

When I pick on a woman
I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off
Gets on her knees and...howl

I ask her what her name was
Told me it was venus
Well i reached down between her legs
OH GOOD LORD its those litte things
Those itty bitty things
Its those little things like that that piss me off