The Death of Mr. Ping Pong Was (Not Was)

[Intro]
Creepy, what's the meaning of life?
Creepy, what's the meaning of life?
Creepy, what's the meaning of life?

[Verse 1]
The death of Mr. Ping Pong
At point A, he covets a trophy
At point B, a close-up on his serve
At point C, the look on his face
At point D, another clean winner
At point E, pure aggression
At point F, relaxing at home
At point G, how did he do that?
At point H, forgetting about it all

[Chorus]
End of an era, oh
The death of Mr. Ping Pong, oh
The death of Mr. Ping Pong, oh
The death of Mr. Ping Pong, oh
The death of Mr. Ping Pong, oh

[Verse 2]
At point I, losing a footstep
At point J, when will he quit?
At point K
At point L, you know the rest