BS Shit Hot Dad

Demand I make my bed
Confiscate my fireworks
Reducin' my allowance
Force me to cut my hair

Wakin' me up early, no sleepin' in on the weekends
Makin' me help in the kitchen, scrubbin' dishes
Yell at me, "Turn down that music, it bothers your father"
No PlayStation 'til I finish my homework, yeah, it's sad

Nothing is fair, I'm so sick of this
I won't take any more of your BS shit
You don't like my friends, and I'm super pissed
I won't take any more of your BS shit

Dumping out my secret beers
Chiding, "Skateboarding's unsafe!"
Won't let me have my own phone line
Clarinet instead of drum set

Can't go to the mall because dinner with grandma and grandpa
Shared computer in living room, no way, I'm not okay with that
I don't wanna bike to school, I should be driving a Camaro
But my friend Jason is a good kid and we won't play with the blowtorch
And his dad will probably be there the whole time
Please let me stay the night