Record Thieves No Use for a Name

Hey, can I borrow that?
I promise I'll give it back next time
But take a good look at it, you'll never see it again
I'll steal anything, just as long as it's collectible
But if you steal something better than me
I'll turn you in
Yes, we are record thieves
Existing to please ourselves
If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves
If we can't have it, no one can
So if you have something we want
We'll ask to borrow it for just a few days
And forevermore it will be gone
Hey, be careful when you pick that up
Don't get fingerprints on the cover, that album is rare
Oh, what? That's yours?
Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago
So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don't really care