Mr. & Mrs. Regards The Factotums

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Congratulations everyone and two and three and four
You've really made my day for me, so here's what I've in store
An ounce of tea that will if we stir will turn into glue

Mr. and Mrs. Regards to send their best to you
Mr. and Mrs. Regards to send their best to you

Now Jonathan's a king you see, but then to some he's not
For in between his two front teeth is something I forgot
To tell you bout thirteen is out as both boys disagree

With Mr. and Mrs. Regards who send their best to me
Mr. and Mrs. Regards who send their best to me
Me, me, and you, you see

I've been impatiеnt far too long so here's my plan
It begins with G and еnds with my, your room looks grand

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Still that's alright, I'll not stay bright, in fact I'm likely to
Send Mr. and Mrs. Regards, my best with love from you
Send Mr. and Mrs. Regards, my best with love from you