Introduction Twiztid (Ft. Shaggy 2 Dope)

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Fighting broke out over night between rival factions
Initial reports claim jet fighter bombed a guerilla base
Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians (myth)

I mean, I was just sitting there
And they walked up on my porch (like a ?)
That's fucking insane
I don't even know why they're fightin' (myth)

Stand up for your country
We need you to fight my war
And I'm not gonna tell you what it's about, just fight (myth)

(? war)
It's more or less a mockery, a hypocrisy of American society (myth)

I was just sittin' on my porch
It came up out the field
Then there was a bright light
I've never been the same since then (myth)