
The Funeral The Simpsons
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[Act I]
Homer: Children, we have some VERY sad news for you, I think you'd better sit down. SIT DOWN!
[They do so]
Marge: Children, your elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away
Homer: Do you have any questions?
Lisa: Yeah! What does "passed away" means?
Bart: You know, kicked the bucket, pulled the croak chain, had a meeting with old Mr. Grim the...
Homer: [interrupts Bart] BART!
Bart: The dude died
[Act II]
Man: Would the family care to view the loved at this time?
Bart: Oh, boy! I've never seen a dead body before! I bet his skin will be all green and clammy & stuff. It'll be just like zombie movie, only real.
Everyone else: EW!
Homer: Children, we have some VERY sad news for you, I think you'd better sit down. SIT DOWN!
[They do so]
Marge: Children, your elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away
Homer: Do you have any questions?
Lisa: Yeah! What does "passed away" means?
Bart: You know, kicked the bucket, pulled the croak chain, had a meeting with old Mr. Grim the...
Homer: [interrupts Bart] BART!
Bart: The dude died
[Act II]
Man: Would the family care to view the loved at this time?
Bart: Oh, boy! I've never seen a dead body before! I bet his skin will be all green and clammy & stuff. It'll be just like zombie movie, only real.
Everyone else: EW!
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