Sans Deltarune Man on the Internet (Ft. Brodingles & Stelyost)

[Megalovania starts playing, before being abruptly cut off]

Sans:
Whoops. Sorry. Left my hot mixtape on
Seems like everyone's got one of those these days
What can I do you kids for?

Hey, anyway, never thought that today
Little Kris and Susie would go out of their way

Susie:
Hey, I'm not little!

Sans:
To drop by and say hi to this humble guy
I'm just the janitor who stacks the groceries high

Well, if you wanna buy, you know what to do
Grab a basket from the door
Just watch out for the spill on aisle two

Wanna meet my little bro?
Come back tomorrow, he just dipped a couple hours ago
Hey, don't look so glum, chum, it's just for a day
Gotta give us some time before you go and play