Me Pants Fall Down Da Vinci's Notebook

[Intro]
Hey, hey
(Aye-yai-yai, aye-ya-yai-yai)
(Aye-yai-yai, ya-yai-ya-yai-yai)

[Verse 1]
Me live de life of leisure in me house here down de bay
Me wife cook anyting me want, me eat six time a day
Me woman she cook de chicken, yes, she cook de bean and rice
With rum banana pudding, me livin' de life of paradise
De only consequence is dat I weigh 300 pound
And now de clothes dat fit me, ha-ha! Nagwah can be found
Jah know me hear de riddems, jah know me want to dance around
But every time me take a step, me pants fall down

[Chorus]
Me gut so big and round, she make me pants fall down
Me trousers on de ground because me pants fall down
Me belt she loop around, and still me pants fall down
Yah hear da whooshing sound, jah know me pants fall down

[Break]
Yeah
(Aye-yai-yai, aye-ya-yai-yai) Give it up, ooh yeah
(Aye-yai-yai, ya-yai-ya-yai-yai) Oh, Lord