My Father’s a Homo William Finn (Ft. James Kushner)

[JASON]
My father's a homo
My mother's not thrilled at all
Father homo:
What about chromosomes?
Do they carry?
Will they carry?
Who's the homo now?
My father says that one day I'll grow to be president
And that idea's not so wild
I don't live the life of a normal child

'Cause I'm too smart for my own good
And I'm too good for my sorry little life
My mother's no wife
And my father's no man
No man at all