[Round 1: Chedda Cheese]
After this battle, you'll still be sad a week later
You can wear this, but you still never seen a Cheese GREATER!
He's REAL SAD that it's not a costume battle!
Couldn't wait to mask up and lose
All your battles getting lackluster views
Now you're hoping for some sort of a gimmick in every match-up you do
Wishing you were someone else
Bad luck, my dude!
You're still just yourself...and that sucks for you!
When it comes to themed battles, I don't like a thing about it
But I guess it IS a themed battle, if you think about it
'Cause this is rookie versus veteran, student versus sensei
This is Lil Yachty versus Kendrick on his best day!
This a bottom-tier, no-name kid with bad humor
Versus someone who needed a free trip to Vancouver!
But if you think that means I'm going easy on you, keep dreamin'
I treat it like Game 6, even if it's preseason
We're not the same, stop trippin'
My style's a lot different
Got a pen so cold that all my fingers frostbitten!
You soft as soft mittens
Soft as soft kittens
Soft as soft linen
You never been...caught slippin'
I-I never-
No, I never been caught slippin'!
The plot thickens
Time to step your game up: the clock's tickin'
My style's too smooth: the sauce won't stop drippin'! Woo!
Nerdy white guys like us gotta STOP using gun bars and do what we do
But if anyone's qualified to do it, it's you
Look, I didn't want to expose your troubled past, but I'm feeling compelled to
He used to do some dirty work that nobody would tell you
Pull up at his window, he got something to sell you
Like, "Welcome to Tim Hortons! How may I help you?"
So quit rapping like a gangster! That's called appropriation
Just a bunch of gun bars and really bad word association
He'll probably say something like:
"I'll have you slipping from the jump like Vaseline on a trampoline
The magazine 'bout to peel your lid like a can of beans!"
Man, every line I drop is like a lighter in a can of gasoline
You're just handing out those little bars
That's how you know it's Halloween!
After this battle, you'll still be sad a week later
You can wear this, but you still never seen a Cheese GREATER!
He's REAL SAD that it's not a costume battle!
Couldn't wait to mask up and lose
All your battles getting lackluster views
Now you're hoping for some sort of a gimmick in every match-up you do
Wishing you were someone else
Bad luck, my dude!
You're still just yourself...and that sucks for you!
When it comes to themed battles, I don't like a thing about it
But I guess it IS a themed battle, if you think about it
'Cause this is rookie versus veteran, student versus sensei
This is Lil Yachty versus Kendrick on his best day!
This a bottom-tier, no-name kid with bad humor
Versus someone who needed a free trip to Vancouver!
But if you think that means I'm going easy on you, keep dreamin'
I treat it like Game 6, even if it's preseason
We're not the same, stop trippin'
My style's a lot different
Got a pen so cold that all my fingers frostbitten!
You soft as soft mittens
Soft as soft kittens
Soft as soft linen
You never been...caught slippin'
I-I never-
No, I never been caught slippin'!
The plot thickens
Time to step your game up: the clock's tickin'
My style's too smooth: the sauce won't stop drippin'! Woo!
Nerdy white guys like us gotta STOP using gun bars and do what we do
But if anyone's qualified to do it, it's you
Look, I didn't want to expose your troubled past, but I'm feeling compelled to
He used to do some dirty work that nobody would tell you
Pull up at his window, he got something to sell you
Like, "Welcome to Tim Hortons! How may I help you?"
So quit rapping like a gangster! That's called appropriation
Just a bunch of gun bars and really bad word association
He'll probably say something like:
"I'll have you slipping from the jump like Vaseline on a trampoline
The magazine 'bout to peel your lid like a can of beans!"
Man, every line I drop is like a lighter in a can of gasoline
You're just handing out those little bars
That's how you know it's Halloween!
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