True Value Dad Feels

[Intro]
Dad feels handy

[Verse 1]
Fix the sink, re-mow the lawn
Those landscapers, they did it all wrong
Trim the hedges, paint the deck
Cleaning the gutters almost broke my neck
Build the wife a little birdhouse
Hey you kids, stop jumping on the couch
Driveway starting to get some cracks
Pour some concrete, there, now it's patched
Need myself a 20-pound sledge
To obliterate the neighbor's shed
Error error, ignore ignore
Let Dad rephrase that part of the song
Dad's not jealous of the neighbor's shed
In fact, he'll build his own instead
Apocalypse-proof and ten stories tall
With True Value it's possible

[Chorus]
Oh True Value
You know I love you
Oh True Value
You know I love
Oh True Value
You know I love you
Oh True Value
You know I love
You