[Intro]
Guys, I've got a lot of problems in my life. I wrote a song about some of the problems in my life, hope that some of you can relate to it. Here we go
[Verse 1]
Walkin' around, I've got no one to talk to
There's everyone, and then there's just me
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?
God only knows why he cursed me to be
A straight white man
I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
Zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say my life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my UGGs
[Chorus]
Straight white man, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids, what?
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no to the things you asked for
[Bridge]
They're being greedy and they know it, okay?
Guys, I've got a lot of problems in my life. I wrote a song about some of the problems in my life, hope that some of you can relate to it. Here we go
[Verse 1]
Walkin' around, I've got no one to talk to
There's everyone, and then there's just me
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?
God only knows why he cursed me to be
A straight white man
I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
Zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say my life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my UGGs
[Chorus]
Straight white man, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids, what?
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no to the things you asked for
[Bridge]
They're being greedy and they know it, okay?
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